David Nachoku

David Nachoku is a bold, crispy, fully-loaded playmaker born from the fiery heat of the gridiron kitchen. Originally just a humble tortilla chip from the pantry of Cleveland, he quickly realized he was destined for greatness—not as a simple chip, but as the entire platter.

Standing at a towering 6'4" of stacked layers, Nachoku combines melted cheese strength, sour cream smoothness, and the agility of a perfectly placed jalapeño. Defenses often underestimate him until it’s too late—by the time they get a grip, they’re covered in queso and confusion.