Jerome Lettuce

Jerome Lettuce may have been a freight train on the gridiron, but in the garden he’s an unshakable head of crisp green power. Born in the fertile soil of “Pittsburgh Patch,” Lettuce was drafted first overall by the Salad Steelers, where he bulldozed his way past dressings, croutons, and tomatoes alike. At a solid two pounds of leafy muscle, he’s famous for plowing through forks with low-center crunch and yard-gaining hydration.

His vitamin-packed veins fuel teammates with vitamin K for bone strength and fiber for stamina—a locker-room leader in every bowl he’s tossed into. After six Salad Bowls and a Romaine MVP award, he hung up his roots to mentor the next crop of greens.