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Patrick Mushromes is considered the best fungi in the league and is...

Saquon Broccoli is the greatest vegetable to ever play the running back...

For years Stefon Figgs has been a Top-5 receiving fruit in the...

Terrell Onions, also known as "T.O." (or in this case, "Tear Onions"),...

Meet TJ Hot Dogson, the Pro-Bowler of the grill, the hottest dog...

Tomato Brady: The GOAT of the Garden Over his legendary 23 seasons...

Kalece has been the top TE in the grocery store for many...

Introducing Victor Wembanana, the towering, world-class fruit sensation who's taking the NBA...