Patrick Mushromes is a rare and electrifying species of the Fungi Quarterbackensis family, known for his incredible adaptability and dynamic growth in any playing condition. He thrives in high-pressure ecosystems, where others struggle to take root.
He’s celebrated for his swift, unpredictable spore dispersals—darting across wide expanses to deliver nutrients (or touchdowns)
Mushromes shines in both damp, challenging weather and under the bright playoff sun. Fans and mycologists alike agree: this mushroom is destined to grow into one of the greatest organisms the football kingdom has ever known. 🍄
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
